Thy name is school conference trip and physics. Yeah, thought you'd yawn. Think about it this way though because we know I am.
I'll be trapped in a large hotel with hundreds of mostly women (not a lot of men sign up for this program, and even fewer complete it). Do I sound like a mostly woman kind of gal to you??
Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy the company of most of my classmates and I've managed to shack up with great roommates who I won't want to kill... But add in the paranoia settling in from my last clinic site and well, my brain will be on conspiracy theory overload. Not to mention I have a wonderful meeting to look forward to on Monday -did you catch the sarcasm?- that I'll be worrying about all weekend.
Hmm.. thought I was packed but maybe I should throw the TUMS in my bag???
Okay so I'll stop at the gas station for:
Tums
ear plugs
Gloves (seriously mine are a wreck)
Snacks and drinks
...... what else would throw girls off my trail if I have to run???
Ah, yes, I'll buy lots of Bieber merchandise that I can stash in my bag and toss out as I make my escape... I'll call them distractors.... (that's an inside joke on test taking strategy)
Well... guess the slippery white road (no kidding, we got 9-12 inches of snow here) won't wait no longer...
Come on pony, let's slide our way into that land called Trouble...
Praying for peace, but preparing for war...
Jennifer
About Me
- Jennifer Feuerstein
- Being an author is an amusing series of ups and downs. As a self-published writer, there are a lot of stories going on at once. A lot of stories means a lot of characters bouncing around and a lot of juggling. It's not easy being an author of fantasy in the real world, but I try to get by.
Hope you have a safe trip and everything goes well for you.
ReplyDeleteThank you. It ended up being fun and educational in a different sort of way. It's funny where and how we learn things.
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